1 day ago
Tomato soup and ginger ale- the amazing healing elixir. Not whiskey, as Meredith proposed.
1 day ago
Too sick to go to the land of talk/north highlands show which i already paid for. Stupid respiratory infection. Fuck you God.
Found it! Fellow Purchase jerks, check it out. “They found my stash and they’re sending me away.. to Purchase College.” Because Purchase is COMPARABLE TO JAIL. Who thought this was a good idea?
3 days ago
I will never have enough twilight parodies.
6 days ago
Walk of shame + this morning’s newspaper headline = awkward
1 week ago
My god i just saw a commercial for purchase college comparing art to drugs. SO bad. i am proud of us you guys.
1 week ago
I’m pretty sure that sign says “warning, don’t stop here, snakes and hepatitis b” in chinese. Where the hell are we?
When i am a teacher, i will never assume my students’ parents are strippers. Lesson learned.
via thedailywhat
1 week ago
1 week ago
HOW did this HAPPEN
Hey Guys-
Long time no talk— in some cases, ten plus years!! But…it’s about time we just commit to getting together for our 10 (gasp!) year reunion!!
Friday, November 27th (Day after Thanksgiving) at 8pm
Can’t wait!
Christie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i always imagined showing up to this in a helicopter.
1 week ago
It has begun.
Called it.
2 weeks ago
THE INTERNET IS TAKING MY PERSONALITY
yahoo is skynet.
I am the one with the briefcase!
*This is reblogged from several months ago. I have gone from never being fired to being constantly fired.
Everything in life is a learning experience. I learned that I am not fit to hand out towels at a gym. i also learned that to be a lion tamer i would have to go to school for eight weeks. Damn.
Hello retail my old friend.
2 weeks ago
If you are wondering what kind of car Tracy Morgan drives, it is a red lambourgini. because i just saw him driving it in the west village.
2 weeks ago
